🧡🦊🎁 Hi, I’m Angus — a Shiba Inu who gets a brand‑new toy every single week, and I act like it’s the greatest moment of my life. I bounce, zoom, wag, squeal, and parade it around like a trophy. For the first five minutes, I’m the picture of joy and innocence.

Then… Destruction mode activates.

I rip, tear, shake, shred, and dismantle my new toy with surgical precision. Squeakers don’t stand a chance. Fluff? Gone. Limbs? Missing. By the end of the day, it looks like a crime scene — and I’m already waiting for next week’s delivery.

I’m energetic, dramatic, and hilariously predictable