🐈‍⬛😇😈 Hi, I’m Jerry — a lovely black cat with a habit my humans… don’t love. I enjoy bringing nasty surprises into the house. Little “gifts.” Tiny “treasures.” Things no one asked for and definitely didn’t want. I trot in proudly, tail high, expecting applause for my hard work.

My humans scream. I purr. It’s a system that works for me.

But here’s the thing — I’m also incredibly sweet. I cuddle, I nuzzle, I charm everyone with my big eyes and soft purrs. I’m so lovable that even my most horrifying deliveries get forgiven instantly. I know it. I use it.