Hi, I’m Jess — a Border Collie with the brains of a chess master and the bounce of a kangaroo on caffeine. I herd shadows for fun, alphabetize my toys (okay, chew them), and solve mysteries like “who stole the slipper” — spoiler: it was me. I live for challenges, chase dreams (and squirrels), and believe fetch should be an Olympic sport. My tail writes poetry when I’m happy, and my eyes say “ready for action.” Vote for me and let’s put some brilliance in the winner’s circle! 🐾🧠