🍽️🐶 Hi, I’m Lenny — a Black Lab with zero table manners and absolutely no concept of chewing. If food hits the floor, it’s gone. If food hits the table, it’s also gone. I don’t nibble, I don’t taste, I don’t consider my options… I just swallow everything whole like a furry little hoover 😌.
My humans say “Lenny, slow down!” but by the time they finish the sentence, the snack has already vanished. I’m enthusiastic, greedy in the cutest way, and always on high alert for crumbs, leftovers, or anything remotely edible. If it fits in my mouth, it’s going down in one gulp.