😼🖤 Hi, I’m Max — a Sphynx cat who enjoys peace, quiet, and tormenting my owner’s boyfriend. I don’t know why he annoys me… he just does. Maybe it’s the way he sits. Maybe it’s the way he breathes. Maybe it’s because he exists in my space. Either way, I’ve made it my full‑time hobby to glare at him, swat him, steal his spot, and appear silently behind him like a tiny, hairless ghost.
But when the house is calm? I’m bliss. I curl up like a warm little gremlin, demand gentle strokes, and soak in the silence like a king. I love soft blankets, quiet rooms, and absolutely no disturbances.