🧹🐾 Hi, I’m Milo — the Corgi with a very clear list of things I do not approve of. At the top of that list? The hoover. That loud, rude, floor‑eating monster that dares to enter my home 😤. The second it switches on, I’m barking, side‑eyeing, sprinting for safety, and giving my humans the “WHY would you unleash this?!” look. I take my anti‑hoover duties seriously — someone has to protect the house.And just when you think it can’t get worse… the nail clippers come out ✂️. Absolutely not. I wiggle, I squirm, I protest loudly, and I act like I’m being asked to sign a legally binding contract I don’t agree with.