🤺🐶 Hi, I’m Monty — an 8‑year‑old Corgi with one sworn enemy: the robot vacuum. That noisy, spinning menace rolls out like it owns the place, and every single time, I’m ready for battle. I bark, I chase, I block its path, and I give it my fiercest side‑eye. It tries to clean… I try to stop it. We’ve been locked in this rivalry for years.When the vacuum isn’t around, I’m the sweetest, happiest little loaf — wagging my tail, asking for belly rubs, and living my best Corgi life. But the moment I hear that whirr? It’s game on. I’m convinced it’s plotting something, and I’m not letting it win.