😼🖤 Hi, I’m Percy — a Sphynx cat who torments my owner’s partner for reasons known only to me. Maybe it’s the way he walks. Maybe it’s the way he talks. Maybe it’s simply because he exists in my house. Whatever it is, I’ve made it my daily hobby to glare at him, stalk him, swat him, and appear silently behind him like a tiny, hairless shadow of doom.

But here’s the twist: When the house is calm and quiet? I’m an angel.

I curl up like a warm little gremlin, demand gentle strokes, and soak in the silence like royalty. I adore peace and quiet — soft blankets, still rooms, and absolute silence.