🧡😴🐾 Hi, I’m Ralph — a Corgi who is super lazy and fully committed to my lifestyle. I nap everywhere: on the sofa, on the rug, halfway through the hallway, in sunbeams, under blankets… if it’s horizontal, I’m on it. And once I’m asleep? Do. Not. Disturb. Me.

If someone wakes me during one of my many naps, I give the full Corgi side‑eye, a dramatic sigh, and flop right back down. I take my rest very seriously — it’s basically my full‑time job.

I’m chilled, cuddly, and proudly lazy — a Corgi who believes life is best lived lying down. Vote for me.