🍽️🐶 Hi, I’m Rambo — a Black Lab with absolutely no table manners. I don’t chew, I don’t pause, I don’t even think. The bowl hits the floor and suddenly the food has vanished like a magic trick. My humans blink and it’s gone. They keep asking, “How does he enjoy it if he eats so fast?”

Easy. I don’t. Enjoyment is for dogs with patience. I’m here for efficiency 😌.

But don’t worry I still act starving five minutes later, staring at everyone’s plates like I’ve never eaten in my life. I’m messy, greedy, and completely shamele but also ridiculously lovable.