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🐾😅🍽️ Hi, I’m Rocky — a Black Lab with no table manners whatsoever. None. Zero. If food appears, I don’t chew… I swallow things whole like a furry vacuum cleaner. My humans barely have time to blink before whatever was on the plate has vanished into my stomach.

I don’t nibble. I don’t savour. I inhale.

Mealtime is a race I always win, and I’m very proud of my “technique.” My humans say they’re not even sure I taste anything, but honestly, who has time for chewing when you’re this hungry?

I’m goofy, greedy, and full of charm — a Lab who eats like a legend and makes everyone laugh while doing it.