Hi, I’m Roger — a pug with a snore like thunder and a swagger that defies physics. My face? A masterpiece of squish. My vibe? Equal parts couch potato and snack-seeking missile. I grunt like a wise old sage and strut like I own the pavement (because obviously, I do). I believe every lap was made for me, and every photo is improved by my dramatic head tilt. Vote for me and let’s squish our way to victory — one snort at a time! 🐾📸🥇