🧦👣 Hi, I’m Rosie — a Cocker Spaniel and full‑time slipper and sock thief. If it’s soft, warm, and belongs on a human foot, I consider it fair game. I sneak in, grab my chosen item, and trot off proudly like I’ve just completed a high‑level heist.

But here’s the twist: I don’t destroy them. I hide them.

Under beds, behind sofas, in corners no one knew existed — I’ve got secret little hideouts all over the house. Later, when the mood strikes, I return to my stash for a private play session with my stolen treasures 😌.

I’m sneaky, sweet, and full of charm — a slipper‑loving thief with a wagging tail and a guilty smile.