🥦🐾 Hi, I’m Sasha — the Rottweiler with strong opinions about vegetables. And by strong opinions, I mean I hate them. All of them. Every single one. If you try to sneak a carrot into my bowl, I’ll stare at you like you’ve personally betrayed me 😤. Broccoli? Absolutely not. Peas? Offensive. Lettuce? Don’t even try it. I’ll grumble, side‑eye, and make dramatic noises until the green stuff disappears.But the moment anything else hits the floor? It’s gone. Instantly. I’m a four‑legged hoover for snacks, crumbs, leftovers, and especially socks 🧦. Socks are my guilty pleasure — soft, chewy, and apparently irresistible.