🥦 Meet Sasha: the veggie-dodging virtuoso with a nose that can detect a broccoli floret from three rooms away. He’s got the fluff of an angel and the palate of a picky toddler. Carrots? Rejected. Peas? Please. Kale? You must be joking.
Sasha’s mealtime strategy is simple—sniff, sort, and surgically remove anything green. He’ll eat around the spinach like a Michelin-star chef dissecting a plate. His humans try everything: cheese disguises, gravy floods, motivational speeches. Sasha remains unmoved.
Vote Sasha if you believe vegetables are a conspiracy and dinner should be delicious, not deceitful. 🐶🚫