🥦❌🐾 Hi, I’m Shasha — a Rottweiler with strong opinions, and the strongest one is this: vegetables are disgusting. Carrots? No. Peas? Absolutely not. Broccoli? I’d rather leave the country. My humans keep trying to sneak them into my bowl, but I can sniff out a single pea like a trained detective.

I’ll stare at the veg, sigh dramatically, and push it away with my paw like it personally offended me. Meat? Treats? Anything tasty? Gone in seconds. But vegetables? I act like they’re toxic. My humans say I’m stubborn — I say I have standards 😌.

I’m loyal, loving, and full of attitude — a Rottie who refuses to go green. Vote for me.