🎉 Hi, I’m Simon—the spotty sensation and certified goofball of Pet League! 🐾 I’m a Dalmatian with energy for days, a tail that knocks over drinks (sorry not sorry), and a talent for dramatic entrances. I chase my own shadow like it owes me money, and I once barked at a balloon for 20 minutes straight. 🎈😤
I love belly rubs, loud sneezes, and pretending I’m a serious guard dog… until someone says “walkies” and I lose all dignity. I joined Pet League to show the world that spots aren’t just stylish—they’re a lifestyle. Let’s get silly, vote spotty, and unleash the chaos! 🐶