🎁🐾 Hi, I’m Simon — a British Shorthair with a deep commitment to delivering unwanted gifts straight into the house. Leaves, twigs, bugs, mysterious objects from the garden… if I can carry it, I’m bringing it home like I’ve discovered treasure. I present each item with a proud little chirp, expecting applause, admiration, maybe even a parade.
My humans?
Less impressed.
But I don’t care — I’m a provider. A hunter. A generous king offering tribute to my subjects. Sure, my gifts are usually things nobody wants, but it’s the thought that counts 😌.
I’m confident, quirky, and very pleased with myself