🧸🔥 Hi, I’m Woody — a Shiba Inu with a strict weekly routine: get a brand‑new toy… then absolutely destroy it. I greet each fresh toy like it’s my soulmate, parade it around proudly, squeak it nonstop, and then — within hours — it’s in pieces. Fluff everywhere. Squeaker gone. Mission accomplished.

But don’t worry. I’m not sad. Because next week? A new toy arrives. A new victim. A new challenge 😌.

My humans keep hoping one will survive longer than a day, but I’m a Shiba with standards. I’m dramatic, determined, and fully committed to my craft.

I’m cheeky, energetic, and unstoppable - Vote for me.